The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.
In The Office, Season 7, Episode 'St Patricks Day', Dwight K Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager combines his desk with coworker Jim Halpert's desk while Jim is on paternity leave, naming it megadesk. Megadesk consisted of a gaming station, a work station, command central, and surveillance. The antics ensue when Jim returns.
The combined feeling of both internal laughter and a small amount of anger, usually combined with a look (we all know the look) after an inappropriate joke is told .
T:"... Thats what she said!"
E: whilst thoroughly dying inside but refusing to display it and angry at how funny the joke is proceeds to give the look and is therefore feeling hellopy.