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cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm
I love the taste of cum!
cum by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020
A young nub that hasn't fully matured yet. Is often looked down upon by popular veterans in a interesting sport called scarlet skies.
A: Ugh that guy's such a nublet.
B: I know right! He's been spawning prefabs all day.
nublet by wostard October 30, 2023

Gangbang 

Here we all are, beating our peters waiting in line at the good ole fashioned gangbang! Care to join?
Gangbang by L.D. Wodie May 21, 2021

shanedawsonitus 

Wanting to fuck your cat until it’s fucking heart fails bein a big phat strokey nonce who wants nothing more than to shove their shrivelled microcock into a cats fuckin fanny, basically being Shane Dawson who loves to get it from his cat
Ah I bet that lad wants to give his cat a fingerblast guess he’s got shanedawsonitus
shanedawsonitus by girlmagnet69😎 October 22, 2019

Stoner Coma 

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.
Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz
Stoner Coma by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008

Shaved Lincoln 

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.
"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"
Shaved Lincoln by BananaPajama June 22, 2013
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