Well L met D at the prom and they were together for years before they married, and became a unit (LD). Well LD had a baby, S. The new family, LSD, had a wonderful life of hallucinations and gobbilty gook of that bag. S grows up and gets a girlfriend, it. He decides to move over to her place, and so we're left with LD, S, and it. Well S and it get a lot of unprotected ficky ficky on and have a baby, h. This baby turns S and it's lives into just what the new name implies, 'Shit' (letters together because they had to get married and become a unit of their own, abortion and adoption and single parenthood out of the question!). After 3 months of dealing with a screaming child (she would say she has two of them) following painful childbirth, it gives up on life and kills herself. S knows he can't take care of a child on his own (in fact, he pretty much left all the 'parenting' to it while she was still alive) and decides to leave town, dumping the baby on his parental letters. What's left is LDh.

hubba bubba coca cola

he is btrfgcdcgvdrtg (random)

Ryan is a such a pussy.
Don’t you know he has cttb?
What’s that?
He can’t talk to bitches!

Hey Kevin, did you ever notice Obama's blackles?

Who's the lady with blackles on the channel 4 news?
Oh, you're talking about Carmen Harlan

Eg. "I had sex with a Mirko Dmitrovic last night!" "Oh his got AID'S and other venereal disease, Oh...R.I.P"