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status cockblocker 

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
status cockblocker by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
something that keeps your feet warm.
i need a GODDAMN sock.
sock by umm AMONG USS December 25, 2022
Weightlessness. Where gravity can’t find you. There’s no storm that you can’t fly through or place that you can’t fly to!
wild blue by paperairplane1 May 5, 2020

fortnite 

A game that gay fags play and post their wins on snapchat even though nobody cares once so ever.
Oh wow he just got another fortnite win, your soooooo cool.
fortnite by 30turtles February 12, 2018

Gay Bambi 

When a young innocent gay man dies from the excitement of being shot with a load of cum.
Medic : how did this guy die?

Medic 2 : his partner gave him a Gay Bambi.
Gay Bambi by strange dan March 7, 2014

Moneycop 

Security guard who works for a company that transports money for the banks. Armored truck personnel that carry guns to protect the money they transport. Derogatory term for security guards transporting money who think they are just like cops and try to look like cops. Wannabe cops who work for armored car service.
My neighbor used to haul around bags of money for an armed guard company working as a moneycop before he had a career in law enforcement.
Moneycop by Kieran X February 2, 2012
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