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Urban Dictionary

Mahlunge 

Someone who likes to play fortnite with nine year olds but denies doing it. A mahlunge jacks off to gay porn alone on his parents bed while thinking about his dad dominating him in bed.
Daddy mahlunge: hello son
Son mahlunge:*cums*
Daddy mahlunge: wtf

Son mahlunge: *gets embarrassed and runs to his room to watch anime*
Mahlunge by Elliott'smybitch April 22, 2020

Reesewine 

A person who can be excessively tactile and become irritating.
Yo, fame back up, you’re a reesewine!
Reesewine by anonymous April 13, 2022
A term reffering to an unidentified object definition, or action to enhance a bit of immature humor. Most of these examples may likely end up sexual, or at least infer that.
A: That is quite the wofty you have hanging there.
B: Oh, quit woftying about my mother!
C: Look at those wofty hills, all perky at the snow-capped top!
Wofty by Wofty(Minecraft) July 27, 2010

pussy boppa 

a girl that is freaky enough to give head then fuck anyone
naw bud she aint a true boppa, she a PUSSY BOPPA!

Trigglypuff 

An overweight Social Justice Warrior (SJW) who has been 'triggered' by any manner of offense.
Wheezing with unjustified entitlement, "I identify as a pan-sexual bowl of pasta. Check your privilege!"
Snarky reply, "A wild Trigglypuff has appeared!"
Trigglypuff by hotdogoctopus May 27, 2016

hairless gerbil 

A woman who has shaved off all her armpit and pubic hair.

A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.
After removing all her pubic and under arm hair with her venus razor Mary declared herself to be "A hairless gerbil".

Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.
hairless gerbil by ladragnfly January 5, 2009

Epic games 

Epic games is a “totally not curupted company” that thinks it’s hot shit. Someone who supports this company may be called “gay”.
1: I can’t wait to play favorite games form epic games!
2: Shut up fgt.
Epic games by Beverages September 26, 2019
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