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Dirty yoseph 

When a guy slaps you in the face with a field o so hard that you accidentally have sex with pigs.
Last night some guy did a dirty yoseph on me.
Dirty yoseph by Yopigger March 21, 2022

curlyskata 

curlyskata is a gorgeous girl who makes edit abt gorgeous people! GO FOLLOW HER ON TIKTOK RIGHT NOW PLS
person1: have you seen curlyskata her edits?
person2: no
everyone: i hope both sides of you pillow are warm tonight.
curlyskata by _finkontiktok June 2, 2021

Vetefriend 

The greatest of all friends, the vetefriend surpasses all other friends. Vetefriends have experienced firefights, I.E.D blasts, mortar attacks, death, and war together, thus eliminating any potential bitch-ass perpetuators who may disguse themselves as friends. Unlike regular/best friends and even family members, vetefriends know each others true character when shit gets real as fuck. Very few people can consider themselves vetefriends because not all people are lucky enough to go to war, get blown up, get into firefights, watch people die, live through it without being called a bitch and remain friends back home like nothing ever happend.
Vetefriend1- Hey dude, guess who's having a kid? Besser...

Vetefriend2- Wow, I feel bad for that kid. I bet it must suck having a bitch for a dad. He's probably gonna tell him when he gets older about Afghanistan and make it sound like he went through some shit or something.

Vetefriend1- Yea, tellin him shit that happened to us. Little do they know daddy couldn't leave the wire cause he a bitch so they stuck him in the dispatch.

Vetefriend2- I hope he gets beat up in front of his child one day.

Vetefriend2- I'm glad you ain't a bitch, or else we wouldn't be friends.

Vetefriend1- Me too.
Vetefriend by graflg147 November 27, 2012

September 1 

People born on this day are extremely talented, passionate but the biggest crackheads you'll ever meet. They'll fite for you but don't mess with them bc they are most likely to know karate and whoop yo ass.
P1: Dudee they're good ate everything
P2: they must be born on September 1st
September 1 by HEBXKNSKD October 18, 2019
All anime lives matter
I support ALM, but Mineta is an exception.
ALM by I’mAHumanBean December 7, 2020
an expression of annoyance, anxiety and minor anger.
Blerg! I forgot to study for that test.
Blerg by LizLemon30Rock March 13, 2009
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