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fish-mouth 

Verb that happens when someone gives a sip of their beverage (perferabally a canned beverage) and the person who's drinking puts their mouth all over it.
Matt- Hey there Sally, can I have a sip of your new beverage straight out of that can?
Sally- Why yes, you can.
*Matt takes a sip*
Sally- What the hell Matt why would you fish-mouth the drink like that, i don't want it now.
fish-mouth by mikeamil January 31, 2008
Created by a drunk Australian back in 2013. Taking a picture of your face and putting it online, which wouldn't be such a great idea if you're ugly. If you're ugly, you'd get comments saying "Damn girl you're ugly" and that would hurt your feelings. If you take 10-20 selfies a day, you're probably a whore, and or don't have much of a life. Today, people have their own stick to take their so called "Selfies". better used as a sex toy. I love to photobomb selfies. Girls hate it when I do that. I nearly got killed with a selfie stick for photobombing, I'd just say it was worth it. Anyways, selfie is when you take a picture of you and your face. With usually a cool background, but nobody can see the background because it's all blurry because the camera can only focus on your face. Sometimes, people take selfies with people, which complete defeats the purpose of a selfie. It should be called a "groupie" which is even more gayer.
I'm having a seizure and I'm dying on the ground, but first, Let me take a selfie. -Takes photo- *Dies*
Selfie by That random guy thing July 26, 2015

Shlupfer Sturmer 

Translated into english means "Panty Penetrator" Adj, used to describe sweet strong alcoholic drinks as used by men everywhere to supplement their weak seducing skills. i.e. Baileys, Archers, Schnapps, Jaegermeister, Cointreau, any other high proof alcohol....
A: I say old Bean, Cindy is being a little cold this evening

B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
Shlupfer Sturmer by Hasser December 30, 2008

lollerskates 

the most efficient form of transLOLtation
Guy #1: Oh shit, I'm late to class!

Guy #2: No problem, brah! Just strap on your lollerskates! Lololol
lollerskates by George Lolshington October 4, 2011
A hot guy, a sexy guy, or a cute guy, can be called, "spice.," or, "spicey," when referring to their outer appearance.
"Oh, look at that spicey guy over there!"

Translation... "Oh, look at that hot guy over there!"

Can also be used when referring to girls.
Spice by ms92princess March 4, 2010

Eraspectful 

Meaning you disrespectful in the worse way possible
That hoe was being very eraspectful when I was trying to talk so I slapped her ass
Eraspectful by 912mademe June 16, 2017
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