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Sharping 

(verb) To mark the thigh of a woman during oral sex with a small mark or symbol using an indelible marker. Commonly done where the woman cannot easily see herself and meant to warn future partners that the woman has been "sharped" before.
Guy 1 "I was sharping that one chick, and I noticed your brand."
Guy 2 "Yeah, I went down on her. It looked like Jimmy and four other guys sharped her in the last few months too. Total skeez."
Guy 1 "Whore."
Sharping by JohnsMom February 27, 2011
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Obama building

D.C. Tour Guide: And over there is the Obama building.
Obama building by Obama Osama March 21, 2009

outbetween

its a word basically saying like i dislike chocolate and vanilla no in-between but its outbetween
i dislike chocolate and vanilla no. outbetween
outbetween by s0rafy September 30, 2023

Red Apple Ritual 

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.
You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

Beau is a fucking obese dick 

Beau is a fucking obese dick
Beau is a fucking obese dick

manholesplain 

When you have friends that emerge from the depths only to disagree with or correct your posts on social media, you are getting manholesplained.
For fucks sake, Bob only comes in here to to manholesplain, she never has anything positive to say.
manholesplain by mi5key August 9, 2020

Talimancer

A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to fuck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are fucked.
It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc.

~ A post by a very creepy Talimancer
Talimancer by Mr.Fable August 4, 2011