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gargantuan 

Bigger than huge and emormous together!
Look at her ass, it is gargantuan!!
gargantuan by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003
Guess what you don't have one
Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭
Dad by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

Crooked Kingdom 

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey
Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

prada bae 

Your first and only bae the one you wanna marry and have kids and be your first time
That's my Prada bae
I love my Prada bae
prada bae by maluv.u January 23, 2023

Blue Text 

Why you think clicking blue text thing on urban dictionary
Me clicks the blue text on urban dictionary
Blue Text by Bak Hyemi August 7, 2021
Acronym for Fake Christmas Deadline, related to all the non-essential things you feel pressure to do before 25th December. Catching up before Christmas is not a real thing. Finishing your work to-do list (sad fact - you'll never finish it), doing your home renovations, hair, nails, whatever it is that has your sweaty hands clenched, stressed heart palpitating and knickers in a twist ... 6 days after Christmas, the world's still turning, no one's spontaneously combusted in an 'it's Christmas and your didn't get your shit done apocalypse' and most things you wanted to do will still be there. Relieve the pressure, just be festive, get your Christmas herpes and relax.
Girl: OMG I can't believe it's December. I've got so much on but we MUST catch up before Christmas.
Other girl: Let's do it in January. Don't buy into the FCD.
FCD by jodesnormie December 9, 2020