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Timerbation 

The act of masturbation performed by the skillful masturbationist, Tim
You: Did you timerbate last night?
Tim: Hell yeah I did, I love timerbation
Timerbation by AnonDismiss March 12, 2019

brown hash 

When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.
Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "
brown hash by evercurious February 23, 2017

new amsterdam 

New Amsterdam was a settlement that had originated in America, on the tip of the Manhattan Island.
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it? I can't say, people must like it better that way!

The Meal 

The Meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh turd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall glass of bloody urine to wash it down. It is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. Only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. It is mainly used as a 'choice' while playing the infamous "Would You Rather.." game with your buddies.
Tyler: Dude, let's play "Would You Rather..."
Eric: Ok, you start.
Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?
Eric: The meal by far dude!
The Meal by Dean Novotny February 5, 2008
a clown joke ass skid that got chased out of com by joe is L, he once said "ima clown on your ass to every client dev"
yet he does not know one, this was on vrc com. haxx96 his addy there, 606 sends there regards :skull emoji: well joe does lol :scary face: (:
hey dont be a haxx96 that's worst then being a skid!!

tomozzaz 

A informal variation of tomorrow afternoon, frequently used in social media.
"Catch uz tomozzaz @ B pub :)" was the cryptic message Jonathan received on his phone
tomozzaz by mackyaj November 9, 2021
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