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Urban Dictionary

It’s when something is really shocking and you have no other words you just say pof.
“(Ur favourite band) just released a new album!!”

“POF!!”
Pof by Yemomma April 16, 2019
The sodomizing of a half-Asian boy by a Dutchman, usually on a camping trip.
Geez, Andrew was walking funny this morning after earning his Wet and Belofte scout badge last night.
Belofte by Derrida316 April 8, 2023
this girl is a nusif
oh that means she’s amazing
nusif by Library lover November 11, 2021

Finlay McLachlan 

Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.

He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.

Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”

“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
What An Ignorant Moron
Are you really asking that question? WAIM!
WAIM by LacyLavender1 January 15, 2017

adelaide metro 

the worst public transport system in the world
oh look my bus is late i'm not surprised it is adelaide metro
adelaide metro by Yasmin Scott November 29, 2012
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