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Birthday Card Status 

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

It's everyday bro 

A saying my Lord and Savior Jake Paul says
Jake Paul:
Yup, y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles - Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though - white boy
(Jake Paul...)

It's everyday bro
With the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months
Never done before
Passed all the competition man
PewDiePie is next
Man I'm popping all these checks
Got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too
And I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch
Who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out
If they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you
You beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too
But you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too
Don't make me tell them the truth
And I just dropped some new merch
And it's selling like a God, church
Ohio's where I'm from
We chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun
The tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run
Catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone
Jake Paul is number one

It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it's everyday bro

Nick Crompton:
You know it's Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance
'Cause you know he stay litty

Jake Paul:
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it's everyday bro

The Anti-Funny 

Collin is the Anti-Funny.
A programming language similar to pascal but much more gayer.
Pasgay by Stooger Demon September 13, 2007
Being freaky and laughing chopped people
I tresan him
Tre’san by Goat3 January 5, 2026

santaclausification 

Santaclausification is the process of downplaying conflicts after they have led to desirable outcomes. Santa Claus is a fictional person invented by parents to disguise the difficult process of deciding who gets what gift. Similarly, regressive institutions prefer to disguise the origin of political progress out of fear that past victories will inspire future conflicts.

Example: The US government celebrates Martin Luthor King in ways that liken him to an welcomed, jolly, fictional character who brought the gift of civil rights. In reality MLK was an enemy of the institutions that now celebrate his progress. This change in framing allows the US government to imply that it gifted civil rights to the people, when in reality civil rights were created by revolutionary radicals through conflict with the government.
History books whitewash the civil rights era by playing up charismatic individuals like MLK who they can render harmless though the gradual santaclausification that happens when their achievements are summarized.
santaclausification by Red Voxen November 16, 2021