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Near Device 

Multimedia tools, gadgets and toys that approach an integrated solution, but ultimately settle for the pillars of the country America has become: Coolness and Profitability.
For better or worse, the iPhone's research and development (R&D) was driven by the questions: Can this sell and how can we sell as many as possible? This is a Near Device.

Near Devices like my awesome diNovo Mini, which gives me just what i need in terms of portability and function to control my HTPC's (Home Theater Personal Computer) but won't allow me to control my stereos or TV's. Devices like my GPS unit that only wants to do GPS. Not music and DVD's as well.
Near Device by rezinagro January 7, 2009

louisiana taco 

when a guy shits in a girls pussy then eats her out.
guy 1: i gave that bitch a louisiana taco last night.
guy 2: i know you gotta little left on your mustache.
louisiana taco by Billy Bones91 October 8, 2007

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark 

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.
my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky
Ruibian is the biggest bozo you'll ever meet. If you ever run into a Ruibian hit him with a snowball.
Person 1: Have you seen Ruibian around?
Person 2: Yeah, I hit him with a snowball and he ran away yelling "BudaBudaBudaBuda"
Ruibian by notavalor December 27, 2021
She a very independent woman and she always looks out for her friends she is extremely funny she doesn't like fake friends and she doesn't like to be very social easy at making friends
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When I met Karrie we just instantly clicked!.
Karrie by Itsyogirlkeke November 22, 2021

abbey shepherd 

Usually has blonder hair with a mum named Jane. A bit of a bitch but always makes you laugh. Studies way too much.
What do you think Abbey Shepherd is doing?

Oh yeah bloody studying again, aye.
abbey shepherd by cowboy's mum April 2, 2019
Hacker in a game called Standoff 2
Man do you remember Ezy so2
Ezy so2 by 134X134 November 4, 2020
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