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A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.
Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt
bandsaw by ninjadust May 12, 2016

Homocunthropus Infectus 

A male or female nymphomanic so twisted they make a game of contracting venereal diseases to pass on to others, be they male female or lower order primate. The point being the competition to infect the largest number possible in the shortest amount of time.
How to practice at being a Homocunthropus Infectus.

Esleasabeth: I just got a whole junior basketball team to my gift of scabes.
Ejockulator: That's nothing I got the whole football team with hiv and Sars.
Eseazabeth: OMG you win the great Good Googly Moogly!

lithography 

art of imaging using impression on stone
hey i made a cool lithography!
uhm bob theres nothing there
lithography by BottomDop May 9, 2022

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.
james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.

cadouche 

A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.
Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.

Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!

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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)

Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.
cadouche by emt0199419 May 21, 2010

carve another notch 

(verb): To Intentionally bang a girl just to add another name/ number to the 'list' or more commonly referred to as adding another notch to the belt.
Person A- "Dude, she is lighting me up on tinder asking me to come over!"
Person B- "Hey man, go carve another notch"

M.W. - "She said her friend 'fell asleep' and she wants me to come over and entertain her"

J.T. "What are you waiting for? Go carve another notch dude!"
carve another notch by Jwt8068 December 7, 2014

Sun Worshipping Atheism 

Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.

My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
Sun Worshipping Atheism by WithSun December 31, 2011
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