Someone who likes kids

a middle aged man who is a doordasher who never showed up

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

John zhang, a type of fish you will find deep down the dark ocean. His behaviour for children under the age of 10 can be very mysterious at all times. He can also be identified as a F.O.B. He is the black sheep of his unique species. He is often easily spotted due to his big nose and red eyes. If you are not cautious, he will jump out of the water and bite you with his rabies. If you are unsure if you see john zhang or not, you can yell "Ms.Chen!", if he quickly acts up, you are most certain it is indeed a John Zhang.

Literally one of the best gachatubers ever.
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1. A Singapore-born seed butter brand obsessed with intense flavors.
2. The jar people keep at their desks like emotional support food.
3. The reason “nuffing” became a thing.