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A super hawt babe, definently dosent mean to take a shit, who ever wrote thats a dumnass!!
xavier by Alden Henson January 30, 2008

jamie cimring 

An absolute simp, loves girls but hates commiting to them, would cut of his leg for a friend, and would cut of his arms for a girlfriend. Usually prefers kissing rather than sex
Hi are you gonna have sex with that girl?
No I’m jamie cimring I’ll kiss her

Hot Pocket 

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
Hot Pocket by Retract3 January 13, 2021
Expressing how drunk and/or real high you actually are. Usually so inebriated that you actually spray paint a body part gold. (generally your right hand, "Go'Hand"). Probably best off using infront of good friends, yet can be used as a great ice-breaker.
"Hi, I don't know you but your awful pretty," *girl looks away unimpressed* "uh, look at my hand, its gold!" *girl hops on his D*

"Damn manG, I'm so fked up!! Get me dat spray paint imma make my hand straight 18k."

"Aww shit, you can't even stand up, lets drag you outside and initiate you into the Go'Hand Crew"
Go'Hand by E-Block2009 October 21, 2008
Used now as a boys name - the name originally derives from the noun for a small tuft of fibre.
Pull tate through the matting to make a carpet.
Tate by Jethro_Orange October 28, 2010
a measuement; equivalent to the height of a tit/nipple
Hey John, how big is your johnson?
Steve, its 6 and a titch!
titch by szack112 January 2, 2009
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