A lonely room dwelling vampire who spends all their time inside and is forever alone

Totally unexpected. To be surprising.

Adj. To be ugly in a particularly Jewish way, ie having the worst of what are considered Jewish features. Can also be used to emphasize just how unattractive someone is in general.

A measure of the level of fail when trying to pronounce someone's written name.

To suddenly go all cutesy and say "ehehe toodles" and like pop your butt to the left or right.

When your dick is on hard.