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Urban Dictionary

Bertified 

To have your avatar face replaced with Bert's (Sesame street).

It started off at the exercise section of bodybuilding.com, as one person wanting their avatar 'Bertified' and others soon followed, for teh lulz.
1. John just got Bertified.

2. Hey guys, Bertify me for teh lulz.
Bertified by Lucifer13x August 14, 2009
An abbreviation for Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself. Meant to convey a woke distrust in the seemingly perfect reality of everyday life being carefully and intricately woven by modern elites. The realization that the “truth” being spoon fed to us by mainstream media is, in fact, a fabricated veil being pulled over the eyes of modern society. It is the battle cry for the revolution of truth.
“Why is it that you are so distrustful of our leaders?”
“Because Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself(EDKH)”
EDKH by CaffeineDruid November 10, 2019

hip (hop) 

Something that is in style and/or is a good thing to be for teenagers
With his new clothes and the rap music playing in the background, John looked very hip.
hip (hop) by Kevin O October 20, 2003

douche-bottle 

the new form of douche-bag since companies dont make douches in bags anymore..
go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me
douche-bottle by 'O' June 9, 2005

John Hancock 

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.
Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.
John Hancock by Nav23 April 17, 2011
Someone who's name is jacky combined with the word furry
Oh my god she's a jurry!
Jurry by jurry101010 February 21, 2026

The valks 

When recording a voice message you lose your train of thought and stutter, you make a strange vocal sound to reset your thoughts
I was leaving a vm for my boss and I got the valks.
The valks by K Rose May 8, 2015
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