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Horny Blindness

Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.
Dang, I fucked Michele because I had horny blindness, even though she's an ugly hoe.

Jushjing 

Feathering, smothering, pertaining to balayage in hair
I’m jushjing your highlights
Jushjing by ChaChaRealSmooth001 August 23, 2019

phanzminsinsmcdoogleschmockin 

A telephone. Specifically a cellphone/smartphone.
Hey, check your phanzminsinsmcdoogleschmockin. I sent you a text earlier.

jaskaran matharoo

The Samosa king and a very big hippo and will never get a girl named Lenya

University of Washington 

A state run program to harbor all foreign nationalities, but mostly Asians. Asians, Asians, Asians and more Asians. UW propaganda attempts to make attendees (AKA Fuskies) feel better about themselves by inflating their enormous egos by supplying pink t-shirts, 2 sizes to small, to all men and by confiscating all female underwear (most girls are already so slutty, they often have none already).

Luckily, UW alerts the general public of a Fuskies presence by smothering its inhabitants with gaudy purple and gold, which are the universal colors for "Yes, I tan and go to Starbucks every day, please key my car."

Sadly, while UW was intended for foreign exchange students, unintelligent, insecure, high school sluts and bisexual men from here in America have, over time, been attracted to UW, thus enhancing UW's reputation as a breeding ground for STD's, bad sports teams, and cum spiked hair.
Kieth, you Fuskie, get up to the University of Washington.

vete a la verga 

cursing that means something like: Die motherfucker bitch!
... always have to come up with your shit you bastard asshole, when will there be respect, you are like a fucking flye that's fucking and fucking on and on and on... vete a la verga!
vete a la verga by perrro June 3, 2010
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