Urban Dictionary
Failed-Irish Goodbye
When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.
Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner
Failed-Irish Goodbye by jezzicarae April 2, 2010
Josue The Wrong Witch
Josue The Wrong Witch by Funsizepapi August 22, 2023
bush bashing
The just and reasonable critisism of the unelected 'president' for reasons which are also relevant. Included are a number of equally true allegations such as:
1.) that he resembeles a chimp
2.) that he is a retard
3.) That he should keep church and state separate and stop fucking around
4.) That he choked on a pretzel (I mean, he choked on a fucking pretzel, dear God!)
5.)That he is a mindless thrall of corporate interests.
6.)and let us not forget, that he got out of vietnam, was given a college education, and was given a firm footing in politics due entirely to his fathers influence, as well as his own pathetic maleability.
1.) that he resembeles a chimp
2.) that he is a retard
3.) That he should keep church and state separate and stop fucking around
4.) That he choked on a pretzel (I mean, he choked on a fucking pretzel, dear God!)
5.)That he is a mindless thrall of corporate interests.
6.)and let us not forget, that he got out of vietnam, was given a college education, and was given a firm footing in politics due entirely to his fathers influence, as well as his own pathetic maleability.
That motherfucker cut my medicaid!
bush bashing by His Holiness, Constantine Vidal September 20, 2005
Baby Punching
When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.
"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."
Baby Punching by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008