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Urban Dictionary

Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.
Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.
You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.

bush bashing 

The just and reasonable critisism of the unelected 'president' for reasons which are also relevant. Included are a number of equally true allegations such as:
1.) that he resembeles a chimp
2.) that he is a retard
3.) That he should keep church and state separate and stop fucking around
4.) That he choked on a pretzel (I mean, he choked on a fucking pretzel, dear God!)
5.)That he is a mindless thrall of corporate interests.
6.)and let us not forget, that he got out of vietnam, was given a college education, and was given a firm footing in politics due entirely to his fathers influence, as well as his own pathetic maleability.
That motherfucker cut my medicaid!
A combination of gross and skody. Can also mean a skody person who makes you feel gross.
He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.
grody by Bloopy April 11, 2005

Baby Punching 

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.
"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."
A woman who’s stronger than she thinks.
sutha by Babyforlife November 22, 2021
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