You have gas but you get too cocky and try to release it. You know you have to take a dump but you are too lazy to go to the bathroom. Your failed attempt to cheat nature leads to soiled drawers. You Gambled 'n Lost.

1) A person with pansexual prefrance, with OCD about all normal movement (ie. breathing, blinking), also the hate life and want to end the world. Say extreamly strange things in all situations. They confuse their own apperance to be bad/good when it is in fact the opposite. A money whore. Usally ends up becoming the a result of too much childhod censorship. Attempts the analyze the mind at all costs, usally fails, and ends up applying thier own psychology to other people.

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are [male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"

What the mechanic at LS Customs says to you, as you roll up in a flaming car with no doors.

A playful (and factual) way of suggesting someone/something is old and not getting any younger.