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horsemouth 

Someone who has a mouth similar to a horse, also, generic term for someone. Used much in the same sense as "asshole".
That girl would be hot if she didn't have such a horsemouth." or "Stop eating all the french fries horsemouth!
horsemouth by bigvindogg August 10, 2010

california 

Greatest state in the USA. End of discussion
You hicks laugh at us all you want. We got the women, the sun, all the cash, and all the beaches. You can't deny that.

California has Orange County.
california by Zakamaru June 5, 2007
Super sexy hot cool emo bitch who indulges her time in fucking yo mom while listening to carti. She eats ass brah ong especially milfs. #rockstarmade
Some random guy: did you hear what alexis did to Alan's mom!!
Other guy: did she fuck his mom again???
Alexis by Milfloverlexis November 21, 2021
National Girlfriend Day
Girl:It's Ngfd did u post me
Guy:What is Ngfd

Girl: National Girlfriend Day post me to show that am your girlfriend
ngfd by Dr.Cruise August 1, 2021

Bread tennis

Two scissoring girls with a yeast infection
We had the yeasties, but we bread tennis’d anyways
Bread tennis by pandalover555420 August 2, 2018

Dumbfuckalitis 

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.
Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"
Dumbfuckalitis by Cjks January 7, 2016
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