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Capri Son 

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.

Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.

Variations:

1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient

Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
Oh my God, they just Capri Son'd me!

She tried to Capri Son me!
Capri Son by Captain Capri November 3, 2021

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society.
society by chocolate pudding January 28, 2021
1) a mentally retarded person.
2) a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
3) Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
4) A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
Man, Johnny sure is an arlar when he walks like that.
arlar by BojanglesOfficial December 19, 2007
Verb: to thoroughly like, as in a Facebook thread.
Lol. This post has just been norwalted.
Norwalt by mickwitch September 11, 2012
Amazing guy, you'll love him the very first second you get to know him very sweet funny impossible not to love him which is why i love him with all my heart
Omg Chrispy is sexy!
chrispy by rawrx69 March 29, 2009

Quaranstream 

Streaming media while under Coronavirus quarantine.
If my office closes because of Coronavirus I’m going to quaranstream Netflix all day.
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