a friend who is never wanted but always there, like bacteria

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

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A crazy high school girl who makes absolutely no sense (not to to confused with women, women are more dignified and sane).

He is born from an embryo of special merman that was wiped off the planet due to George Bush's(the senior) secret extermination service. He is the last of his kind and upon seeing the young merman Bush Sr. saw the possibilities of using him in the Olympics. Thus he was placed in a laboratory and was field tested every day by the best scientists the U.S.A. can conduct. They erased his past (alas Eternal Sunshine to the Spotless Mind) and named him Micheal Phelps

so we all know what a camel toe is... (some ones pants are too tight and the genital region is see through the clothing and resemble the hoof of a camel)
well a sabertooth camel toe is the worst kind of camel toe.. its when you see the toe but its packed in there soo tight that it becomes hard and can cut bread ... very useful if you dont have a knife.