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scrotum spackle 

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.
When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.
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The gift that keeps on NOT giving 

A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.
Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
Kind,loving person outgoing and very good in bed
Adame is nice
Adame by Livelongandhappy March 13, 2017

douche skippy 

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
my ten year old brother is a douche skippy
douche skippy by thefiness November 5, 2010

Draconian 

1. Unusually severe or cruel
2. Douglas McMaster
I can’t believe you took the bedsheets off this morning when I was still try to sleep. You’re so draconian.
Draconian by thatLgirl October 8, 2020

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone
Man, i am totally weasel faced.
weasel faced by E7Li3 January 14, 2009

A Bad Mother 

a mother that was never there for you as you grew older . a mother that gave up as being your mom . a mother that always put her self before her own kids . one that always went out &' partied instead of being home to tuck her kid/kids into bed .
My Mother Is A Bad Mother .
A Bad Mother by Leigha . April 19, 2015