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Seize the Deez 

(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."

It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.

- For Example
Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.

Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.

Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.

or

Seize the Deeze on your knees please
Seize the Deez by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010
abbreviation on IM/text for "oh, nein"/"oh, no"
"omg i think i just broke a glass D:"

"09!"
09 by freothuwebbe September 3, 2009

Hajimegender 

hajimegender is a TikTok creator who posts danganronpa content! He has 1300+ followers but he deserves a lot more!
“Have you heard of hajimegender on TikTok?”

“Yes! They’re amazing and are always right!”
Hajimegender by suckmyfatnutz August 30, 2021
literally the dumbest person you will ever meet
"did you see that dumbass walk into a wall"
"yeah that's mehnaj"
mehnaj by HeyItsZak December 19, 2021

penipuss 

A man who is a dick that runs his mouth talking trash yet will hide like a pussy when confronted.
Jay is a penipuss , all talk and no action.
penipuss by Ten Tizzle August 2, 2019

schwagged 

Exiled for being schwag; of poor character.
You don't have to worry about her around here. She's been schwagged.
schwagged by Bleached_blue September 5, 2016

Puslicky 

Puslicky is when a male licks a females vagina and proceeds to get the tounge all the way to the womb then after preforms salad tossing
Jake:dude I just did puslicky with my girlfriend

Me:nigga for real?
Jake:of course I’m freaky as fuck
Puslicky by Yung TristaN April 4, 2019
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