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Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.
After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.
Cedric is a cool and awesome guy that is a God in fact he is a sex god he is a ruler he is a king he is a dude that flexes on it everybody because he is Rich famous and absolutely awesome and as soon as he dies he will be a god
Cedric is a cool and awesome guy that is a God in fact he is a sex god he is a ruler he is a king he is a dude that flexes on it everybody because he is Rich famous and absolutely awesome
Cedric by The meaning of Cedric January 4, 2019

happy surgery 

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.
I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.
happy surgery by VenemousRabbit January 4, 2022
A person, animal or thing that will protect you/have your back in times of need. It has the ability to slice enemy’s in half with a single stroke similar to the way a person would mow their lawn.
It is advisable to not be killed by it as your soul would with forever be trapped inside of it.
“This is Katana, she’s got my back, she can cut all of you in half with on sword stroke just like mowing the lawn, I would advise not getting killed by her, her sword traps the souls of its victims.”
Katana by D0CT0R WH0 August 21, 2021
A calm and furious person... Maybe dumb or stupid But really loving. If you need a boyfriend pick a guy that starts with a T like Talal, Tamim, Tafawa.
Tafawa is cute, Tafawa is lovely
tafawa by Kuuwin November 23, 2021
Su Yeon is the friend you never had.

She is extremely kind and grateful, and can see that her mistakes bother her friends. If she notices something bad, she will do her best to fix it.

She is tall graceful and beautiful. She is funny and cares for others. She is almost the perfect friend.

<3
Su Yeon is amazing!!

I know right?!?!?!
Su Yeon by suyeonbestfriend April 8, 2022
Extreme Edition. The new chip in the Pentium 4 series. This chip blows the hell out of any other one. 3.4ghz with an 800mhz FSB and an L3 cache of 2mb. Some may say AMD's Opteron is better, but untill they make a chip that has a 2mb L3 cache, and runs comprable to 3.4ghz...Intel is "on top"
--all specs are as of 6/8/04
AMD FREAK: Yo man, I got an AMD Opteron
P4 FREAK: DUDE! You should've gone with the P4 EE, sure its $1,000 but it totally kicks AMD's ASS!!
EE by SiRius June 8, 2004
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