FTMB stands for full time mad bastard

The incorrect spelling of the word 'retarded'.

It is a well known fact that people that say retarded, are in-fact, a retard themselves.

a girlfriend is many things she can be sweet, shy,cute and loyal. most are cheaters, mean, and ugly.
im a girlfriend but im shy cute n loyal! i love my bf jordan hes so sweet. but a girlfriend is something u need, they r comforting kind and loyal ( mine is atleast)

a divorce that is executed on line, e.g. through an email or a social networking site.

A character from black butler who calls everyone unclean, unpure, unnecessary

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.