{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching
A manicure that went horribly wrong. This generally consists of awkward nail colors, chipped polish, unfortunate nail shaping, and bad nail art designs.
Beth: I went to get my nails done and look at how bad they turned out!
Jake: Oh honey, that's horrible. They massacured your nails!