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capitalism vs communism 

The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.
guy 1: HEEEYEY capitalism vs communism debate mayt be>? guunism bettuer i thaunk
guy 2: jark beisdunked all yur voints in hisn djuustitic assaay but debunk
guy 1: guy 3 deabbaanunked thsis!
guy 2: RENJWENWJECY KSDB AKNDBADBKAD IF AIKASLDDKWDWODOKDWOKDWKWDKDKKDOWKDOWLLSLLSLLSXL,,SKLSAD,SA././././...,. RHEN FALSDE
guy 1: DSKAMKDMAMSDMAKMD;ASMDL;ASMD;ASLMD;ASLMDAS;LMD;ALSMD;AD;LADMA;LMSDL;AMD;ASLMDLAS;DM I TREIGHT YUR WRONG
guy 2 magically does not see the rest of this argument, he took the L1?!//1/!??!!??!?!!?1/1?1/!?1/!?1/
In 2025, USA was a Pedocracy

Trump: "no, it's not. why are we still talking about this"
pedocracy by jimmynutron7 July 20, 2025
A combination of "Slay" and "Tired". When you're still trying to slay, but too tired to do it properly.
A half-ass attempt to slay.
Bethany was so hungover at brunch this morning, but with that cute dress, she still slired.
Slired by BillyBobThornberry November 15, 2023

straight posted

To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)
Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!
straight posted by KingOfTurnUps January 7, 2014
Girls name;

Pronounced Zo - zie
My daughter is called Zoezie
zoezie by Ceddie November 22, 2021

Shiftsky 

A whiskey drink after a long shift.
I could really use a shiftsky after today
Shiftsky by Tmillie June 24, 2024
A legend who is extremely good at basket ball he'll cross you up then take your bitch and yell COME ON
Damn look at Lleyton crossing that boi up
Lleyton by despacito500 August 16, 2018
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