That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD
A FML moment. LMD
Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!
Wish this never happened. LMD
A FML moment. LMD
Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!
Wish this never happened. LMD
by misspinkyperfectionnnll July 9, 2011
Life Model Decoy
An android or robot that looks, talks, and feels like a human but isn't. You can never really tell the difference until it comes to sleeping with them their genitals are never hard or wet they're just there
An android or robot that looks, talks, and feels like a human but isn't. You can never really tell the difference until it comes to sleeping with them their genitals are never hard or wet they're just there
by imtiredandhungry April 2, 2017
by StephenOMG March 1, 2008
Tommy:"Hey man where were you last night? You were meant to come to the party with me!"
Mo:"I know but I ate a dodgy kebabs and got the shits"
Tommy:"You LMD!"
Mo:"I know..."
Mo:"I know but I ate a dodgy kebabs and got the shits"
Tommy:"You LMD!"
Mo:"I know..."
by AAAAALI June 6, 2010
by Zender September 18, 2007
LMD:
Like My Dick.
Like My Dick.
Positive:
Man, that movie was awesome, LMD!
Dude, that fish you caught is huge, LMD.
Negative:
The ant was tiny, LMD.
Man, that movie was awesome, LMD!
Dude, that fish you caught is huge, LMD.
Negative:
The ant was tiny, LMD.
by ChuckyX-1909 June 4, 2009
Letter of Mass Destruction. (noun or verb); Correspondence from one to another that typically highlights faults and vulnerabilities in the recipient. Most commonly seen as venting, although primarily used as a vehicle to communicate the un-said while involved in a relationship.
Jane: "So what finally happened between you two?"
Joe: "I just couldn't take the rejection anymore, so I LMD'd her after she walked out, telling her all of the things no one else probably ever had."
Joe: "I just couldn't take the rejection anymore, so I LMD'd her after she walked out, telling her all of the things no one else probably ever had."
by ovits September 14, 2005