Urban Dictionary: LMD

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That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD

by misspinkyperfectionnnll July 09, 2011

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Jazz Cabbage

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

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Life Model Decoy

An android or robot that looks, talks, and feels like a human but isn't. You can never really tell the difference until it comes to sleeping with them their genitals are never hard or wet they're just there

Have you seen the new Marvels Agents of Sheild LMD where Ada is an android????

by imtiredandhungry April 02, 2017

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This Word Means: Lick My Dick.

You: Hey Julie!
Julie: What?
You: LMD!
Julie: Ok! Lets Go!
You: Sweeet!

by StephenOMG March 01, 2008

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Let Me Down

Tommy:"Hey man where were you last night? You were meant to come to the party with me!"

Mo:"I know but I ate a dodgy kebabs and got the shits"

Tommy:"You LMD!"

Mo:"I know..."

by AAAAALI June 06, 2010