Let me die.
That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD
by misspinkyperfectionnnll July 9, 2011
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Life Model Decoy

An android or robot that looks, talks, and feels like a human but isn't. You can never really tell the difference until it comes to sleeping with them their genitals are never hard or wet they're just there
Have you seen the new Marvels Agents of Sheild LMD where Ada is an android????
by imtiredandhungry April 2, 2017
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You: Hey Julie!
Julie: What?
You: LMD!
Julie: Ok! Lets Go!
You: Sweeet!
by StephenOMG March 1, 2008
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Tommy:"Hey man where were you last night? You were meant to come to the party with me!"

Mo:"I know but I ate a dodgy kebabs and got the shits"

Tommy:"You LMD!"

Mo:"I know..."
by AAAAALI June 6, 2010
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You just got pwned!

LMD you asshole.
by Zender September 18, 2007
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LMD:
Like My Dick.
Positive:
Man, that movie was awesome, LMD!
Dude, that fish you caught is huge, LMD.
Negative:
The ant was tiny, LMD.
by ChuckyX-1909 June 4, 2009
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Letter of Mass Destruction. (noun or verb); Correspondence from one to another that typically highlights faults and vulnerabilities in the recipient. Most commonly seen as venting, although primarily used as a vehicle to communicate the un-said while involved in a relationship.
Jane: "So what finally happened between you two?"

Joe: "I just couldn't take the rejection anymore, so I LMD'd her after she walked out, telling her all of the things no one else probably ever had."
by ovits September 14, 2005
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