Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.

P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.

Thot nasty bitch

Someone who is always right.

your friend, buddy, pal, or homie.

Fake police, in the UK we have 'community support workers' who dress like the police but don't have the same powers, although they like to think they do..

The action by which a girl gives a guy oral sex AFTER chundering.