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🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙 

The ‘Alpaca of Agreement’ is an emoji used to convey agreement or acceptance over digital communication mediums. Emojis such as the ‘thumbs up’ are overused, and the ‘fist bump’ can be misinterpreted as a desire to inflict bodily harm upon the recipient. The Alpaca of Agreement was born out of societys overwhelming desire to find a better way to express agreement digitally.

Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.

The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal
Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙

-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
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-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
—🦙

-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?

—🦙

-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
—🦙
This is the shit one takes that leaves streaks of poo down the sides of the toilet after flushing - usually in a circular pattern.
Oh man, who took the greaser?! It looks like one of those paper plate spin paintings in the toilet!
Greaser by Ka'noa July 7, 2010
a plant that lives under water.
an elodea is a plant
elodea by jace.d reed April 20, 2018

Onion material 

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
Onion material by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007

horhound 

That HORHOUND was so suculant
horhound by funkyfresh69 April 22, 2003

eggywegs 

Eggs. Used by brookstar and in clockwork orange.
"munching on some eggywegs"
eggywegs by Loz May 13, 2005