Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are always full of energy and awesome.

When one of your friends is fucking you and his keys are jingling making a ching chang noise

Someone who shits in urinals
Bangs a shit in the cemetery on the daily

Has a poo chinned brother

Someone who isn't very attractive, but isn't horrible.

A male/female who isn't attractive earlier on in the evening. However, when 2 am comes along and the bar/club starts to close, you are willing to take him/her home.

2AM can be used anytime of the day.

When you are the GOAT, the greatest person of all time but you are also mixed with the SHEEP, Super hot extremely erotic person. You are the hottest of the hot. The bestest of the best. Just all round gheep!!

A programming term used as a joke. Originally seen in the article "How to Write Unmaintainable Code", snafucated is a method name used to confuse maintenance programmers working on the code after it has been written.
Admitting to not knowing the definition among programmers will result in widespread sniggering.