Malinak

Verb - to injure oneself inexplicably, or through a senseless act.

Past tense: Malinak’d

Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.

“How did you Malinak yourself this time?”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”

“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”

Malinak by Brady Hartzfield December 11, 2025

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Ajashe

Ajashe is a french name usualy given to a girl but it is exteremly rare. Ajashe is Full of passion and courage, she is a very clownish person around her friends but she is always there when they need her. When she loves someone she loves them with all her heart, no mattet how much he/she has hurt her, but loving her can sometimes be a task. If you know an Ajashe I suggest you cherish her because she is one in a billion

Is Ajashe still wandering away in the forest?

Ajashe by Seanna Green November 21, 2023

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Segway

The completely obvious explanation of the word "cool". Segways are beyond awesome...so is the synonym of "segway."

That canoe trip this weekend was absolutely segway!

Segway by Francis Kruse August 31, 2007

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Swag

Swag is Laci.

Laci is swag.

Swag by Bubs 😁 February 26, 2021

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Pennsylvania EZPass

When you're "starring" in a cheap porno that takes place in the back of a van and the camera zooms in really close on your butt hole right before some guy named Chuck shoves his dick right inside you.

Kieran loved his job so much until Steven gave him a Pennsylvania EZPass and embarrassed him. His butt's really hairy and kind of gross.

Pennsylvania EZPass by H.W. Yorkshire January 24, 2011