Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).

"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"

Garthangiclaw by matchoo87 September 19, 2011

Angelray

This young man is the most sweetest person anyone can ever want in your life.

You should be like Angelray.

Angelray by Margie12134 February 3, 2018

epitimals

a group of workers in the travel industry who make their colleagues pale in comparison with their wiles and good looks.

any band of people who, when combined, become greater than the sum of each individual.

'and once again the epitimals make Trogdor look weak'

epitimals by mu33a January 5, 2007

Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely

I love to make thong songs before I fuck

Thong song by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

degrease

Using paper-towels to take off the grease of your food. Most notably used on the top of cheese pizza.

Not to be confused with dabbing... someone degreasing will press down hard enough on the top of a pizza slice with a paper towel to make the sauce and ingredients spill out the side, where dabbers will just gently dab off the grease sitting on the very top of the cheese.

Guy1: Dude, how did you down an entire box of KFC potato wedges?

Guy2: I meticulously degreased every wedge. I used up half a roll of paper towels. Without that extra pound of grease, I could down two boxes in one sitting.

Guy1: Whatever, bitch.

degrease by uprightnetizen October 7, 2009

telding

when you light someone's dick on fire not literally its like a Indian burn and someone sit on it

p1-yo babe wanna try telding p2-fuck no my dick would burn

telding by harryDBD March 17, 2024

hoepilot

A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)

Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.

Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!

hoepilot by Crunchyness January 19, 2008

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