cuntplaining

cuntplaining is when a women complains about something that isn't merely an insignificant problem, but not a problem at all.

cuntplaining examples:
Men sitting with their legs apart oppresses me

Video game characters with big butts make me sad because i don't have a big butt

Its cold and the AC is on too high

When i beat up my boyfriend he doesn't fight back enough

People want to have sex with me

People give me compliments

cuntplaining by xeno6969 October 12, 2016

Lucky boys confusion

A pretty good band that tries to hide the fact that they're from Naperville, even though all Napervillians know it. (Don’t worry I deny it too, Naperville?? NO! I'm from Lisle!!) First hit was "dumb pop song" it was picked up by Q101

LBC it's all about growing out of it kid

Lucky boys confusion by Mary Margaret July 2, 2005

taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

taking the hobbits to isengard by treydawg July 3, 2007

AP Physics

Child abuse, plain and simple.

My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.

AP Physics by Dr. Bob24 December 23, 2014

Whack

The sound imade by a Top Fuel dragster or Fuel Funny Car after a driver blips the throttle

“Listen to that whack the driver made warming up his dragster”

Whack by iHarmonizing September 2, 2018

push monkey

A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.

"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."

push monkey by jahart666 June 10, 2015

shagwank

To relieve ones self after unsatisfying intercourse.

'that shag was shit, im going to go home and have a wank to finish myself off... aka a shagwank'

shagwank by Richhhieee January 6, 2007

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