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Urban Dictionary

The Wells Surprise

noun The act of substituting photos of one's self engaging in intercourse with another man with various photos around your place of residence. This act is followed by a clear disregard to any infraction when faced with inquiries about said photos.
When she came home from work, Megan got The Wells Surprise. Even though the evidence was apparent, I continued to play my xbox and ignore her accusations.
The Wells Surprise by Jose Myser January 11, 2009

Tyler Brunetti 

A crazy awesome person with a magnificent dong. Never struggles with awkward situations. A ladies man. Actually a nice guy. Amazing at everything. Awesome at fulfilling sexual needs of women.
He was really good looking and his dong was a total Tyler Brunetti
Tyler Brunetti by 69ThatOneGuy69 September 21, 2011
Pour, usually referring to the act of serving prescription cough syrup or sizzurp.
Yo bruiser, powe dat dere sizzurp up so we can lean like the Pisa tower does
Powe by toefbaby January 4, 2009

polaquayo yuice 

Essentially, it is a special drink full of nutrients freshly squeezed from the side of the nose
ay bro i been mashin that polaquayo yuice on the regular
polaquayo yuice by united1 May 4, 2019
It's like a tablet or an Ipad but with numerous screens containing words. When reading them it plays a movie in your head. These books also contain words that can be useful for life. A person that likes reading this can be called a reader.
I read the hunger games yesterday. Its a wonderful book!
book by Kate Di Angelo January 19, 2016

masturpiece 

a drawing used for visual aid during masturbation
While using the public restroom I saw a very sexy masturpiece on the wall that made me want to rub one out
masturpiece by Metaphorphosis July 29, 2018
A name of Arabic source, meaning "of elevation". Elevation in status, honor, dignity, intelligence, etc.
"Better not mess with him, he's a Rifai."

"I knew he was a Rifai, he's so handsome!"
Rifai by AMumeiMan October 29, 2016
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