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Febuary 2 

The date that an amazing person was born to be the best sibling ever
A. Aaw your such a great sibling
B. Because im born on Febuary 2
A. Makes sence now
B.im pure awesomeness
Febuary 2 by Chookens69 November 13, 2019

douche tag

n. a tattoo that is the more common male equivalent of a tramp stamp, defined particularly by placement at the top-middle of the back (i.e., directly below the neck, between the shoulders).
"Wow, Chet, if you didn't always walk around without a shirt on, I would have never seen that sick douche-tag! Is that some sort of tribal barbed wire or is it the Chinese symbol for 'classy'?"

"Brother Lance got a douche tag of our fraternity letters to commemorate the most ridiculous years of his life."

"I can't wait to get drunk and take my shirt off a the company picnic so both the executives and my direct-report employees can lose the last bit of respect they have for me when they see my douche tag I got during Spring Break this year while I was scamming on girls ten years younger than me! I'm single because I want to be."
douche tag by Sphaced August 27, 2011

harbaksh 

Cool brother of harbaksh who is better in every way. Gurubaksh you suck
Harbaksh has a ps5 so he cool unlike gurubaksh
harbaksh by $ardari November 23, 2021
A shower is a place where people go to refresh themselves, although some people are too lazy to get off their fat ass and go take a shower. Seriously, get in the shower.
Joseph: I never take showers because I am a lazy shit!
Shower by AmiteeBlight March 4, 2024
666 is the number one says/ states when they love Jesus and God of the Christian church!
It can also be used to say I love you to someone.
💕
P1) I wanna kill you, you satanist

P2) but 666
P1) ok I love you 😍
666 by Jesus and God lover 💕 December 3, 2020

Duck Paste 

Noun. Used to describe the pate coloured substance found at the entrance on the anus and/or on a penis during or after anal sex with a dirty whore. The substance itself is a mixture of shit, anal lubricant & pre-cum. Rare to be seen in porno films produced today but a common sight in pioneering anal & dp porn during the 1970's and 1980's. Now days, female porn stars avoid 'duck paste syndrome' by pre-shoot enema or colic irrigation
"Yuck, that chick I just ass-fucked left duck paste all over my cock...I better get her to lick it off."
Duck Paste by Ian Grant November 7, 2004
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