1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.

2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.

3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Dumb bitch

A relationship where one hates another deeply in public, however secretly loves them in private. Similar to Helga and Arnold on the classic TV series, Hey Arnold.

A conservative approach that draws on Thoreau’s reverence for tradition, local knowledge, and the wisdom of nature, while rejecting modern consumerism and technological hubris. Thoreauvian conservatism defends small communities, voluntary simplicity, and the preservation of wild spaces against both corporate development and state overreach. It is sceptical of abstract ideologies and grand plans, preferring the slow accumulation of custom and the discipline of self‑reliance. Unlike mainstream conservatism, it is deeply environmentalist and distrusts both markets and military power.

The process of putting on stilts and tea bagging a person standing up.