Fortnite

1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.

2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.

3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.

1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.

2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”

by fortniteisforstupidkids July 20, 2019

Virgin

Fortnite players.

Zookeeper: Here on display we have an endangered species known as the Virgin.

Me: Oh cool.

by fortniteisforstupidkids July 20, 2019