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after fingering a girl you make your friend sniff your fingers
dude i just fingered julia (and stick your fingers under his noes) thus shnirfing them
shnirf by blueballs711 July 20, 2011

Skankasaurus 

An older, slutty-looking woman who hasn't enough class or restraint to be a cougar. Many skankasauruses wear overly revealing clothes, which is gauche even if she has the right body.

Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
Jillian is 50 years old and still throws herself at men half her age. What a skankasaurus!

water pipe 

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.
customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."
water pipe by Sko56 May 10, 2006

Kyviyana 

Kyviyana mixes up her friends Mikayla Mireya and Makenzie names
Kyviyana is a girl I’m eighth grade and she is thirteen
Kyviyana by _.y_a_n_n_a_ November 22, 2021

poopyfart 

a poopyfart is a poopyfart. i like poopyfarts
a poopyfart is a poopyfart
poopyfart by iamcool31153115 September 27, 2021

dismissed 

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.
Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.
dismissed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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