During sex, someone attempts a Golden Shower, gets it all in your mouth. Then you spray it back onto him. A bellowing laugh ensues. Your lover storms out covered in his own urine as you realized you pulled off the Golden Colton.
adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".
The feeling after a late night partying with friends and/or having sex with multiple women combined with the major loss of sperm and not eating, creating an exhausted and starved feeling.
Hey dave we had so much sex last night at that party, this morning i woke up and I was so exhaustarved.