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budget dream 

Not quite the same as your typcical bad dream but similar to a nightmare in its vividness. A budget dream tends to be as "real" as a nightmare would seem but lacks the intense fear. Instead, a budget dream is more like a fairly normal dream but without any splendor, brilliance or imagination involved. Which is replaced by a real life setting or situation that seems in no way fun or wonderous, but boringly real-life and sometimes a negative experience. This is how it acquired the name 'budget dream' as it tends to be what you would call a dream, but without any fantasy or emotion, in other words cheap, like a movie lacking in the money department it cops out any special FX or narrative.

A common side-effect of a budget dream is to become confused as to what happened in real-life, and what didn't and was part of a dream, simply because the dream was too boringly real to discern from a real memory.
Weird, I just dreamt that I went to a working man's pub, and it was all full of these blokes and one guy with a beard said "you're not a plumber" and told me to get out, talk about your budget dream.
budget dream by Eddable August 28, 2007
Kpekus is a Nigerian slang for the female genitalia.

it originated in Delta State, Nigeria from the word “Kpeku” an Urhobo word for “Mussel”
Pidgin: Omo boy that girl Kpekus don slack ehnn...na water.

English: Bro her pussy wasn't tight at all..it felt extremely wide.
Kpekus by Numb_5kull September 18, 2022

you know you want to

the only correct response to “fuck you”
Girl: you’re an asshole, fuck you!!
Boy: you know you want to ;)

Manifoldidous 

A virus in which one gets upset and tired with a Manifold
Im so tired on him I think i have Manifoldidous
Manifoldidous by Kecko July 4, 2007

lilith appreciation day

the 6th of every month, annually celebrating viaheejin’s existence
definition :
1. lilith appreciation day : the day we appreciate the one surperior to all of us, viaheejin
2. the celebration of lilith

example : hey! did you know today is #lilithappreciationday ?
When drinking Mt. Dew, take a swig.
Swig by Jimmy james-heimer smichd September 10, 2011

Oh samantha (sammy) 

1. The hottest boy in a small town.
2. A hot boy considered gay
3. One fine piece of ass.
OH SAMANTHA (sammy)!


we should start a fan club for him.
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