Have you heard of the new movie by pixar? Its gonna be called Skiibdi.

today i am happy

i was bored so i deaf called kerry

During the surreal presidential inauguration, it was hard to ignore the deer-in-the-headlights expression on the Third Lady's face as her glance darted back and forth between the throngs of screaming protesters and the repulsively tiny fingers on her husband's shrunken hand as it ceaselessly roamed her stepdaughter's backside, one child-sized finger focused on the very center of its target, attempting over and over again to break through the fabric barrier as if it were a parched desert traveler and its longed-for destination the last drop of water on earth.

That chick ain’t no sweetheart she’s a spicyheart.

wow whos that he's cute
oh thats my boyfriend colton back of or i'll cut you