the greatest band of all time. they're based in tennessee.
my favorite song of theirs is check yes juliet

When you take a Selfie or an Usie using an hand held pole.

A sexual act similar to gangbang except the men fuck the woman's throat

The formal title of Peter Quill, aka Starlord.

Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".

STD stands for Snooki Transmitted Dumbness. Are girls in your school wearing super slutty clothes? Tanning their skin 24/7? Putting their hair in poofs the size of the Popes hat? Then they have the STD. After watching Jersey Shore for too long, some girls have acquired the STD. Signs include but are not limited to...
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles... by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with "I'm at the Jersey Shore... BITCH!"

-everywhere is the Jersey Shore for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named Angelina, she replies with "No, she died"
-she is as smart as a...Snooki