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Urban Dictionary

bling blong

the feeling of being so consumed with whimsy that you spontaneously develop an unnatural bouncy aura around yourself.
"I hear he jumped off the bridge on purpose"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"
bling blong by Creature12 February 9, 2026
A person who is funny hilarious as well as knowledgeable. Things seems special about him. He is a creative guy who is always cracking people up and is poetic.
Zhengxi is so funny
zhengxi by Savagely with knowledge February 17, 2017
An illegal immigrant who likes garlic.
That ajo is so speedy. He crossed the border to snag a rack
Ajo by Thebest68 October 3, 2019
A.D.O.S - Attention Deficit "Oh, Squirrel"

Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.
Boyfriend - "So what movie do you want to watch later on?"
Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"
(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."
(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
A.D.O.S by rhmcc March 7, 2009

Eight-ball 

When a man has sex with two women, and enters all six holes.
Last week I went home with Jimmy and Karen and we let him play Eight-ball with us.
Eight-ball by JaySherman June 6, 2023

Pataskala, Ohio 

Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack whore's face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!
Jeff "I wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant whores?"

Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"
Pataskala, Ohio by Cincyfan1001 April 23, 2011
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