A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
The opposite of yes and something some people will never accept as an answer, but they need to because no one will ever always get what they want as life was never meant to be fair and will never be fair, something that many people will never understand.
Idiot: Would you like to buy some crack?
Smart guy: No, I have no desire to get high.
Idiot: Why not?
Smart guy: Because I'm not stupid enough to do that and other stupid garbage like that. On the other hand, many people, such as yourself are.
Idiot: You hurt my feelings!
Smart guy: Deal with it, loser, your feelings mean nothing.
Idiot: Screw you!
Smart guy: Whatever