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scissor squat release 

One female is sitting on the toliet the typical way. Another female straddles the first female and they both urinate at the same time
Emily and I love the scissor squat release when there's a long line at the bar bathroom.

the philippine school Dubai 

A VERY GAY SCHOOL. EVERYONE HERE IS GAY. CLASS OF 2024 IS VERY ANNOYING AND SO GAY. EVERYONE IS A BITCH BUT THE BIGGEST BITCH IS WEIL*N AND FAB*OLA U KNOW IF YOU KNOW
me: what school do u go to?
poor kid: the Philippine school Dubai

me: that’s gay

cockloaded 

It means your angry because you were supposed to get some pussy, but you were too drunk to hit it.
I'm not in the mood, I'm cockloaded.
cockloaded by Cockedandloaded December 14, 2014
ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.
"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."
RAK by Dave July 7, 2004
Pelping someone means to slowly insert a dead fish into their rectum.

This is taken from a famous German cartoon by Walter Moers.
...where he was pelped by the Inquisition...
pelp by housetier April 9, 2005

HAHAHADIKOGETS 

Laughing at something/someone even though it's not funny or you don't get it.

"Di ko gets" or "Hindi ko gets" is the Tag-lish phrase for "I don't get it."

*It's typed in together to add sarcasm that you're 'really laughing.'

*It can also be "HAHAHAIDONTGETIT" if speaking in English.
Example:

1: Knock, knock!

2: Who's there?

1: Orange

2: Orange who?

1: Orange you glad I fooled you?

2: What?!

1: ... Aren't you glad I fooled you again?! (laughs)

2: HAHAHADIKOGETS / HAHAHAIDONTGETIT.
HAHAHADIKOGETS by red0217 July 10, 2009
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