a mf who has a shitty ass memory🥱

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking

A clever show that pokes fun at society. The minute people see how crappy the animation is they dismiss it at crap but in reality it is a very smart show.

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The power of one poonjabi called Neal who will bless you with his powers